I’ve been thinking about the New York Giants a lot lately. More specifically I’ve been thinking about their roster. After many days of deep reflection I’ve come to the conclusion that the New York Giants actually don’t have any professional players on their roster. Now I know what you’re thinking, they’re an NFL team by definition all of their players are professionals. Yeah maybe that’s true, but I mean who are these guys. Go ahead name one player on the team other than Daniel Jones or Sanquan Barkley, oh? You can’t? Yeah that’s what I thought. Face it you can’t even name the two guys in the photo at the the top of the article.
My theory is that upwards of 90% of the Giants roster are guys that have never played football before. Now I don’t only think this because nobody has ever heard of these guys. I happened to actually meet one of these guys while I was at Wawa the other day. Now I know what you’re thinking he wasn’t there as a customer he was the guy checking me out on the register. Turns out that he was the Giants starting Tight End. According to him most of the players on the roster work part time at the Wawa.
Now you may think that this makes the Giants current record all the more impressive. Yeah I guess I’d think that too if I had a 0 IQ like some Cowboys fan. But unfortunately for Giants fans that is not the case. After hearing about the Giants roster situation most teams in the league agreed to donate a win to the hapless Giants to help get them back on their feet. I asked NFL commissioner Roger Goodell about it and he told me “I might be a clown and a dirtbag, but I’m not so heartless that I’d make a bunch of Wawas employees play games against actual NFL teams.” So in conclusion New York needs to get their act together, Go Birds!
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